(One guy grumbling about the poor state of infrastructure in his hood)
Guy: Ohhh...see this mess in this area sef we can't even boast that we have a LG chairman. Ha! O terrible gan ni o.
(one area boy walked close to him and gave him a satan-crippling slap)
Guy: Yeeee......eti mi o! Alaye wa kini mo se gan?
Area boy: (In a husky voice) Ori e yi abi? Iwo lo fe ma grumbling abi? Nigbati a n se voting you think say i no see you collect 1 packet of indomie to voting for shairman? Awa la pin indomie fun gbogbo yin l'aba yi. O fe wa ma ruding si shairman.....o fe ma se ibaje oloore awa. Aye e ma baje ni. Gerrout!!! Asiwere eda!
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