(Egbon calls from London)
Egbon: Helo Tunji, where were you yesterday when i called the house.....you didn't even pick up your mobile as well?
Tunji: Egbon.... Haaa... Ana yen badt. Shrine ni mo wa. Whizkid appreciation night..e sa mo.....gbogbo aye. Badt guy o kan da sile fun awon boys.
Egbon: Whiz-wat? You went for another show? Where did you get the ticket fee this time around?
Tunji: haaa eleyi ofe lo ba de o! Free show everybody pakurumo. ....ko gbe soke.....ko jo daadaa....
E saa mo the youngest millionaire kan fe show appreciation for his new crib in Lekki and....
Egbon: Shaaaaraaaaap!!! Se ori e ti daru ni iwo boy yi? You dont have sense? Ki lo fe fi igbesi aye e se naa? Are you not the same person that attented KOKO crusade and they said for 2 days you could not walk?
Whizkid bought a house in Lekki....and he organised a dance party for u lots to come and dance away your sorrow?
Tunji: Ha...egbon e f'oro le na. Eyin naa sa mo wipe ko sise nigboro. Awon ijoba oloriburuku yi o p'ese ise fun awon boys. A de ni ke funmi ni visa k'emi naa wa make e ni London...e dahun. Kini ki nwa se....se ki nlo pa ara mi ni?
Egbon: Government o pese ise? Ma gbo rubbish to nso jade l'enu? You have not shown any ambition to succeed in life. Are you telling me that everything you studied in school is a waste? There's nothing you can provide for yourself? Everything is ijoba. Is it ijoba that bought a house for whizkid? All these boys that sing noises....their shows are always sold-out even with tables sold at N1million each. Infact now, they sell VIP and VVIP seats....are you lots not the ones feeding them?
I'll send money to you.....wa lo fi wo d'banj and drink and carry sisi....yet you blame the government.
I can't bring you to London because you cannot cope. Ko sere ni bi......
I am so sorry for your life.....
...Ja kuro lori phone funmi and don't call me again! Fooooooooooolllllll.
(phone cuts)
Tunji: Ki lo ma nse egbon yi gan?! Won a de ma Pa-ra...
e joo o....turn by turn ni Olorun nse o. I go rejoice with whizzy se i don do badt thing? Olorun to se ti whizzy a se t'emi naa.
Mschew....very stingy man!
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