Wednesday 16 January 2013

Master Tactician

(Arsenal in training)

Wenger: Guys, we are going to practice and perfect our formation for Saturday's game.
.....Sczesney!

Sczesney: Sir!

Wenger: You'll play in the left back. Gibbs will play upfront on the left flank to support you.
.....erm, Wilshere!

Wilshere: Yes boss!

Wenger: ...Right wing.

Carzola: Who'll play with me in the midfield?

Wenger: Who told you that you are playing? You are a super-sub. You just come in and do your magic. You are my 80th min joker.

Carzola: Aiit boss.

Wenger: Arteta, Ramsey and Diaby will lead the attack.
Wallcott- central midfield, poldoski- defensive midfield. Giroud- central defence. Make sure you clear every aerial ball.
Mannone in goal. The rest of you- play free role.

(Blows whistle- poooooooo!)

Metersacker whispers to vermalean: Se kii se wipe oga ti ya were sha?"

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