Letter to Mr Boss

Mr Oga the terror, goodmorning o. Na you i get message for this morning.

Yes, you wey don turn yourself to god. If you dey waka everywhere go dey shake. Everyone fear you sef pass Idi-Amin. So many of your workers are now HBP patients becos of your attitude. So many are mentally depressed and even you have driven some to hunger and poverty after they resigned from their employment due to your overbearing attitude.

Let me tell you, igbeyin re yio buru o. Èbù ìkà to n gbin yi, àrómodómo re yio je nbe.
The avenger of the weak will fight for all those you have victimised.

Kilode to wa ile aye m'oya gan? You no fit learn from the lives of past tyrants to see that power is transient?
Se na you be the 1st person to sit on the chair where you dey? Awon to wa mbe lana da?
If you never hear how Bashorun Gaa died, sebi you dey alive to witness that of Ghadaffi? No chance for him to wear im cap. His golden pistol could not even save him at the hour of death. Kilode ti iwo naa wa gbe ipo ru? You sef go comot now. You no go die there.

Eniti a gbe gun ori eshin to n ta ara ile n'ipa, ko ma gbagbe wipe bi eshin ba gbe oun subu ara ile ni yio gbe oun dide.
When you are at the top of the ladder don't kick those below you. Remember you might need them on your way down.
Alagbara kii s'Olorun.
Olowo aye ma h'uwa bi eniti ko ni ku o.
Olola rora se, ile gbígbe naa n yò.
Ipokipo ti o ba wa- ranti wipe oore ofe ni.
Ma s'iwa hu.

If you find yourself in any exalted position, remember IT IS A TEST.
Power don't change you, it only reveals who you are.
Afunso lasan lo je, a o fi emi awon osise re le o lowo.
Because she be your housemaid ni mean say make she dey wear rags and live in the pigsty. Eru naa ni baba- ona lo jin o.
If you treat your maid like your own child does it cost you anything? Afterall she shares the same colour of blood with you.
Your own children sleep at 7pm, maid sleeps at 1am- you say afterall she's getting paid. Se owo emi lo n san fun ni?

Ika o lere lo j'awo mbe.
Treat others as you'll like to be treated.
Don't transfer the ill-treatment you received in the hands of you former boss to your innocent subs. No be dem offend you o.

Be fair in your judgements.
Don't find faults where there is none.
Appreciate every little thing people do for you.
Pay them their dues promptly. Don't let them beg for it.
Never be too big to say 'i am sorry'
Be humane. Ma lo won ni alopa. Give them breaks to get refreshed- even machines are turned off to rest.
Don't build a fence around yourself because the same will prevent them from getting access to warn you on the day of danger.

And to those of you who have already planned how ruthless you'll be should you get to the position of authourity. Your thoughts will hinder you from getting there. No be curse. You cannot get there unless you change your thinking.
Omode to ni b'oun ba d'agba ori eyele l'oun ma ma je- ori eyele yen gan ni ko ni je ko d'agba o.

Eyin logbalogba- e rora o.
A ti ri omooba to pada wa d'eru
Aye yi naa la de wa ti eru ti n j'oba
Iwa olukaluku ni yio se idajo.
B'aye ba nye o rora se o.
Ma f'owo ola gba awon alaini l'oju.
Ma h'uwa ta lo fe mu mi?
Ma j'aye familete-ntuto
Ma ranti atunbotan.