Tomatogelism

(Service in progress. A young lady of about 16yrs ran into the auditorium, screaming, "Jesu gba mi! Jesu gba mi! Mo sa di o....")

G.O asked the ushers, who by now have pinned her down, to allow her come forward.

G.O: Ki loruko e? What's your name?

Girl: Alira

G.O: Ki lo sele? Ki lo fe ki Jesu se fun e? Whatapun? What do you want Jesus to do for you?

Girl: Mo fe ki Jesu gba mi lowo oga mi to fe pa mi? I want Jesus to save me from my boss who is after my life.

(The whole church groaned. Some started speakin in tongues straightaway)

G.O: Oga e fe pa ke?! Ese wo lo se? Your boss want to kill you?! What crime did you commit?

Girl: Won ni ki n din eyin, mo wa fi tomato meji fi din. I was asked to prepare fried egg, so i garnished it with 2 pieces of tomatoes.

(The whole church screamed and different comments started to fly about)

Church: onigbese! ......ika! ....tomato meji to fry egg?! .....even the Jesus you are seeking his refuge will be angry!

G.O: Quiet everybody! Pulease i want silence.

(Turning to the girl):
Se wa fi aye e fun Jesu? Will you give your life to Jesus?

Girl: To ba ti le funmi ni tomato. If he can give me tomatoes.

G.O: Jesu kii se agbe. Ko le fun e ni tomatoes, sugbon o le lo mi lati fun e. Jesus can't give you tomato because he's not a farmer, but he can use me to give you tomatoes.

Girl: Mo se tan, ma f'aye mi fun. I'm ready to give my life to him.

G.O: Oya kunle. Ti mo ba ti gbadura pelu e tan, ma fun e ni one bag of tomatoes ko lo fun oga e. Ok, kneel down. I will give you a bag of tomatoes to give to your boss after i have finished praying with you.

Ma wi tele mi......Say after me.....