VòGg FM

(Radio talk show)

OAP: Right now listeners, we are moving into the segment you have all been waiting for. The phone line will now be opened and you can call in to talk to our special guest for today. He's our guest. He's your favourite artist. You know how we do it on this programme - you ask for them, we bring them live for you. I'm still your amiable host, Akin VòGg a k a ITK: Ise to ki and it's your favourite station VòGg FM.  The number to call is 0123444555. The line is now ooooopppppeeeennnn!

1st Caller:......

2nd caller......

OAP: Yes o my people! We still dey here live on VòGg Fm, and your favourite artist is still live on the programme.  Why not call in....feel free to ask him any question....you know, sieze the moment to speak to this big star we have managed to....bring. Yes we have another caller on the line...
Hello, you are live on VòGg Fm. May I ask who is calling?

3rd caller: Hello. Una welldone o. My name is Larry.

OAP: Larry. Larry. Thanks for calling. Where are you calling from Larry?

3rd Caller: I dey call from Surulere here in Lagos.

OAP: Larry, fire on. The big man himself is here listening to you.

3rd caller: Oga musician, welldone o. Na just one question I be wan ask you and your other colleagues. This is the new year and I hope you people are going to have sense this year? I hope you people will save some of your money against when you start having all these sicknesses in the future. You drink, smoke, club, party, carry Oloso and abuse your body anyhow...then when you come sick you go dey find donation upandan. Oga, Nigerian pipu are tayad. We are very tayad of this nonsense. We buy your cds, pay to come to your show and you still want us to contribute for your hospital bills. Why are you pipu so wicked na? You pipu don't even help yourselves when you have problems. Oga you pipu should not kill us. We get enough problem of our own. We get problem for church.... We get for the economy...... Family own sef dey dere! If you bring problem on yourself this year, pulease be ready to carry it alone.

OAP: Larry...Larry....you seemed very angry. Take it easy man. These people are just catching fun....you know their job is hard, they need time to unwind....

3rd caller: Oga VòGg, I'm not angry. Angry for what? I'm just advising them because things will change from now on. Things will change. What are they even singing sef? They have corrupted all our youths finish with their useless songs. No morals.....just decay and more confusion. They cannot be fouling the air of the society and still be begging us to rescue them when the repercussions of their waywardness comes to escort them out of this life. Unless they change their ways.....we too won't care for them again. If they want to die, they can die....

OAP: Ok..OK...Larry.....We'll have to cut you off now to allow other callers in. Thank you Larry.

It's your homeboy Akin VòGg a k a ITK -Ise to ki.... and I'm still live on VòGg FM. Let's take some music to coooolllll down......

[Music plays: '...Baby I get big banana...I know you like big banana....']

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