Tuesday 8 September 2015

Class War

To them, everything is a class war.

Are you legal in this country or illegal?
Born here or came here?
Do you have a British P or you are just carrying about an ordinary ILR?

When last did you go on holiday? Yearly or never?

Do you own a house or you are renting?
Mortgage or cash down?
Privately-owned or Council ?
How many bedrooms?
London or outside?
House or flat?
Postcode?

Do you even have a drivers' license? I mean your own gangan...
Passed at first time or after several?
Is it manual or automatic?
Do you drive within the town only or you go up the motorways?

So what Reg is your car?
Is it brand new or used?
Cash down or finance?
Red or black?
Alloy wheels or normal?
Diesel or petrol?

Where do you shop?
Waitrose or Lidl?

Did you do a big wedding?
How big?

Did your child get his first or second choice school?
Private or Government?

Did you go Uni?
Which one?
2.1 or 3rd class?

Do you have a masters or not?
In what?

Iphone or Samsung?
Contract or PAYG?

You own a bank account?
Barclays or Nationwide?
Savings or Current?
Credit card? American Express or Vanquis?

Is your church big or not?
You own the building where you worship or not?
You tithe or not?
Does your pastor preach on sky or not?

You work night or day?
Security or care?

Bus or Tube?
Oyster or paper card or contactless?
Weekly or Monthly?
Zones?

All men are created equal.
Why do you even care to know?
Why do you always want to make the other person look inferior?
How long does this feeling of superiority last?
Why can't we all just live?

All men are created equal.
Why do you allow them make you feel inferior?
Why do you have to live your life proving anything to anybody?
Why do you allow them place you in a role they'll not place themselves?
Why can't you just live?

Goodmorning

AV

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