Train Gist

Walahi, the gist was too lit and I didn't want to get off the train. Everything the man said on the phone to his brother was A*s.

I'll try my best to put it all in his words..i laughed at some point....but it was a serious matter. He wasn't happy.

I'll put his age at around early 50, he's educated judging from the conversation.

After he had 'KI' for somebody, I think a lady, whose phone (brand new he bought for her)  is always unreachable, he sorted out the feeding money of the families....he then started the conversation which is the real gist I want to give you.

Man: Broda mi, e wa productive....all the time church....church.....for over 19months te ti n lo, nothing has changed. Se e ri wipe o ye ke change plans. E lo qualifications  and experience yin and get productive.
Mo n so t'emi o! Olorun ko le n sin pelu be se nse yi o. Olorun o roro to bi e se mu yi o. You have your bible that you can read by yourself, to de ma enlighten yin. E ma lo si church Monday morning, Monday evening.....Tuesday afternoon.....you are not productive.

(Brother tries to prove a point)

Man: But lati ojo ti e ti n pariwo 'die...die...die....' for the past 2yrs, Talo ti ku? Ki lo ti die? Broda mi, ko si nkankan to ma die. Won kan tan yin ni. (I laughed at this point)

(Brother talks again)

Man: Camp wo le so wipe e lo? How many days programme le tun se? Kilo wa sele leyin e? E wo broda mi, read your bible yourself and get productive. e ma kan je ki awon people yi ma tan yin je. Poverty lo fa. To ba je wipe the nation is functioning properly ni, ti olukaluku n'ise to n se or businesses to n run, who'll attend all these their 49days of vigil.....30days of fasting?  Broda mi, e o kan le ma sun ki e ma ji, ki e ma lo si church...ki e wa ma so wipe nkan difficult. Ofcourse it'll be difficult because you are not productive.
Gbogbo awon people yi ti won nparo fun yin pelu church ni Olorun ma mu patapata. Everybody lo ma ku...
Broda mi, mo nso t'emi o.....

[[Train got to my stop]]