How to become a Celeb- Lecture 1

Are you an aspiring pop-star?
Have you released singles upon singles yet you are not breaking into stardom?
Do you want your album to go platinum?

If you belong to any of these categories, i bring you good news. There is a way out. I will give you tutorials on this page on how to break into the no.1 spot.

Part 1: THE SONG

Simply include the following lines in your songs lobatan!

- Give it to me
- Wind am for me
- Go down low
- Dulling or no dulling (depending)
- Maga
- Counting money
- Ibadi e
- Dat thing
- Enemy
- You got me crazy
- Champagne
- Moet
- Henessy
- High
- Baby
- Bentley
- I like wetin i dey see
- I got money
- Enter club
- I don blow
- Haters
- Mention the name of your producer
- Mention your record label
- Mention your name (actually start with this. Won o ni gb'ogo e fun anoda pelzon o).

Now, this is the joker. Coin a meaningless word that'll become a slang. E.g Alingo. Use it as the main hook in the song.
If you can't find any, just cough 3 times ask d producer to add effect to the cough. O d'obe niyen.

If any of the above is missing, people no go buy your record o. Nkan ti awon aye fe gbo niyen o.

If after doing this some 'bad belle' people wey dey always form 'i too know' begin criticize your songs, tell dem to hug transformer (dat na even if light dey sef)...just tell dem say u no do the song for them. Tell dem say na CLUB BANGER.

(Stay tuned on this page for lecture 2-YOUR IMAGE. This focuses on how you should look and carry yourself.)