Wednesday 3 July 2013

How to become a celeb- Lecture 2a

PART 2- THE LOOK

This is the second part of my lecture on how to rise fast to the top in the industry. In the previous lecture, we discussed important elements of the SONG, today i'll be talking on the STYLE and LIFESTYLE. After your song is out, you need to focus on these two important aspects to further raise your profile.

STYLE:
- You need to create a distinct look for yourself. You cannot look ordinary and expect people to look your side o. E no dey work like dat. Your look is actually the starting point.

*Hairstyle: You need a wierd hairstyle. Take your time, think very well and come up with a hairstyle nobody has ever done before. Make it very strange.

*6 packs: Listen, you cannot make it in this industry without 6packs. For the ladies, you MUST know how PACK.
Look it's not what you do in the studio that matters o...it's your pack. If success in the industry is judged by one's voice, dat GT guy wey dey carry guiter around no suppose still dey waka about for Amuwa Odofin. Na dem type suppose dey ride bugatti bcos dem get the talent but you see it does not work like dat. 6packs/packing the rack is very important.

*Clothes: This is another major selling point and you need to create a buzz with this. Tamper with colour blocking. Wear leather jacket in 42degrees. Wear raincoat in dry season. Wear jungle boot on suit. Wear ladies blouse. Head warmern in the sun. Hoodie jumpers in the scotching heat. Your trouser must not stay for your waistline o. Drop it as low as you can. So when you walk, you walk like a kingkong. Buy ones wey u fit. Borrow from friends wey sabi keep secret. Make friends with boutique owners to borrow clothes. Package yourself as a star and approach upcoming fashion labels to dash you clothes and shoes. Some of dem mumu, they bliv say when pple see their clothes for your body thier sales will shoot up. Capitalise on this...ur wardrobe go full.

* Sunglasses- Buy as many as you can. Different shapes, colours, sizes. Wear them 24-7. It must not leave your face o. Na how to know a celebrity be dat- dem know dey see their face.

Wristwatches: Same as sunglasses. You need to invest on this. But make sure all na Rolex (fake i mean). Wear 2 or 3 at the same time. Na d reason why God give you 2 hands be dat. If anybody ask you why u dey wear 3 watches at the same time, tell dem say each watch dey tell time for different geographical locations because you travel alot. You go see your profile shoot up.

*Tattoo: No tattoo, No shows. No shows, No endorsement. No endorsements, No money o.
You must put tattoo for every available space on your body. E dey pain i know but remember, no pain, no gain. Things you go write no need make any sense...just write dem bold. Let dem look like scars on your body. No do dose nice lettering ones o. Those ones na for ajebuta pikins dem. You wan show say you hard...so you need to dig your skin well.

*Blings: Whether you go rent, steal or kill....you need to get BLINGS. You must wear as many as you can on your neck at once. The more you wear, the more your profile is rising. Bling up so tey the kabiyesi for your town go loose im respect. Pple go begin hail you as royal.
Now these things cost but you don't need to wear the original. Dog chain, bicycle chain, rosaries, dat chain wey dey hold bath tub stopper...all these things they work just make sure you paint them gold and get pendants for each 1 of dem.
No blings, no respect.

*Rides: This one na the ultimate. Whether you go give contracts to armed robbers to help you steal o, or you go get one on hire purchase, or you go make friend with a dealer or find sugar mummy wey get plenty...i don't care. All i know is dat you need plenty rides. No be dem Toyota avensis or Nissan i dey talk o. Those ones no be motor o...na dose ones replace okada wey dem ban o. You need machines like Porsche, Range, Bently, G-wagon. And you need each one of dem customised. Put ya own plate number. Let pple sabi you at a glance!

(Stay tuned on this page for the part 2b- LIFESTLYE. Na here all the noise dey o. You must be loud, controversial and always stay on the headline).

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