(Koradini reading the newspaper and satan caught a glimpse of the headline)
Satan: Wait koradini. Show me that headline again...what does it say?
Koradini: My lord, it reads:
"If a married man is the one that will make you happy, please go for it" -Lola
It is a word of wisdom from one of the leading Nollywood actresses. She was advising the single ladies who are finding it difficult to get married.
Satan: ojigbijigbi! Did you call that words of wisdom? Koradini did you just say that?
Oya go down low.....kneel down there and raise up your hands.
(satan picks up the newspaper and started talking to himself)
Look at the lady sef how can someone this pretty be walking about with an empty skull? This God sef is amazing in His works o. Erm....but at the same time i don't think she was born foolish ....i think all these useless wigs they put on their heads don't allow fresh air to blow into their brain. Opolo eleyi ti bu kee!
She is indirectly advising single ladies to go and be breaking other people's homes ni kee! How can another woman's husband make you happy? Hmmm....no wonder they are just dying like fowls in that their entertainment industry.
But wait o.... Is she saying anything new? This thing has been happening now for a long time, atleast it is permissible in some religion and culture to marry up to 4 wives.....while so many young girls are chasing married men about or the other way round.
Hmm...everything is messed up.
Koradini, get up but next time mind your utterrances when you are around me.
By the way, check this lady up if she is enlisted in our secret service.
Koradini: Thank you my lord....i'll do that.
Satan: Wait koradini. Show me that headline again...what does it say?
Koradini: My lord, it reads:
"If a married man is the one that will make you happy, please go for it" -Lola
It is a word of wisdom from one of the leading Nollywood actresses. She was advising the single ladies who are finding it difficult to get married.
Satan: ojigbijigbi! Did you call that words of wisdom? Koradini did you just say that?
Oya go down low.....kneel down there and raise up your hands.
(satan picks up the newspaper and started talking to himself)
Look at the lady sef how can someone this pretty be walking about with an empty skull? This God sef is amazing in His works o. Erm....but at the same time i don't think she was born foolish ....i think all these useless wigs they put on their heads don't allow fresh air to blow into their brain. Opolo eleyi ti bu kee!
She is indirectly advising single ladies to go and be breaking other people's homes ni kee! How can another woman's husband make you happy? Hmmm....no wonder they are just dying like fowls in that their entertainment industry.
But wait o.... Is she saying anything new? This thing has been happening now for a long time, atleast it is permissible in some religion and culture to marry up to 4 wives.....while so many young girls are chasing married men about or the other way round.
Hmm...everything is messed up.
Koradini, get up but next time mind your utterrances when you are around me.
By the way, check this lady up if she is enlisted in our secret service.
Koradini: Thank you my lord....i'll do that.
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