(Koradini handed a tape to satan)
Satan: What's in this tape?
Koradini: My lord i was at the congress meeting of the Prostitutes of the Republic of Nigeria(PORN) and what you have in your hand is the recording of the president's speech while reacting to Kim's visit.
Satan: Ok play it let me hear.
(Koradini plays the tape)
The president talking:
"You have to be the best in everything you do. All these boys who take fonogau and alomo before they come ontop of you will wreck you. You have to step up your game and not die in as a local ashewo.
Since they banned okada can't you see that business have been so dull...isn't that a warning to you that you should step up?
Everyone is going international now...you too go international. Look at D'banj...he has gone global. See even whizkid...he's going global too. Forget this local runs where they sleep with you behind the kiosks o. It won't get you anywhere.
Look at kardashian who was invited into the country last week. No be the same work we dey do? No be the same workshop we get? How come she was paid $500k for 45mins? Who for here don receive dat kain money before? Even if dem carry you go till day break how much dem dey pay you? See her when she arrived with full police escort. No be the same police dey pursue us for here?
Why? Why? Because our parole is too local.
Even look at the babes in the universities who are non-registered members of this association but who are prostitutes like us, are they not enjoying more than us? Some of them charge as much as N1 million per night....and even more if they look like half-caste. It is all about packaging.
How many of you here have BB phones?
How many of you here have twitter accounts?
How many of you here know how to snap and upload naked pixs?
How many of you know how to make a hot-selling sex-tape?
How many of you here are IT-literates?
Do you want to die without the world knowing you?
If you think all i have said is not possible or cannot be done by me and you, just take a look at Cossy. How did she get the money to build the "playgirl mansion"? Do you think it is from the sales of the record she made with Obesere?
My fellow prostitutes let us think. It is an insult that in a country of over 150 million people, we cannot represent and they have to import somebody from abroad and pay her such a ridiculous amount?! It is indeed a shame.''
(Members clapping)
Satan: Koradini stop it! Stop it...i have heard enough.
Please get me cold water.
Satan: What's in this tape?
Koradini: My lord i was at the congress meeting of the Prostitutes of the Republic of Nigeria(PORN) and what you have in your hand is the recording of the president's speech while reacting to Kim's visit.
Satan: Ok play it let me hear.
(Koradini plays the tape)
The president talking:
"You have to be the best in everything you do. All these boys who take fonogau and alomo before they come ontop of you will wreck you. You have to step up your game and not die in as a local ashewo.
Since they banned okada can't you see that business have been so dull...isn't that a warning to you that you should step up?
Everyone is going international now...you too go international. Look at D'banj...he has gone global. See even whizkid...he's going global too. Forget this local runs where they sleep with you behind the kiosks o. It won't get you anywhere.
Look at kardashian who was invited into the country last week. No be the same work we dey do? No be the same workshop we get? How come she was paid $500k for 45mins? Who for here don receive dat kain money before? Even if dem carry you go till day break how much dem dey pay you? See her when she arrived with full police escort. No be the same police dey pursue us for here?
Why? Why? Because our parole is too local.
Even look at the babes in the universities who are non-registered members of this association but who are prostitutes like us, are they not enjoying more than us? Some of them charge as much as N1 million per night....and even more if they look like half-caste. It is all about packaging.
How many of you here have BB phones?
How many of you here have twitter accounts?
How many of you here know how to snap and upload naked pixs?
How many of you know how to make a hot-selling sex-tape?
How many of you here are IT-literates?
Do you want to die without the world knowing you?
If you think all i have said is not possible or cannot be done by me and you, just take a look at Cossy. How did she get the money to build the "playgirl mansion"? Do you think it is from the sales of the record she made with Obesere?
My fellow prostitutes let us think. It is an insult that in a country of over 150 million people, we cannot represent and they have to import somebody from abroad and pay her such a ridiculous amount?! It is indeed a shame.''
(Members clapping)
Satan: Koradini stop it! Stop it...i have heard enough.
Please get me cold water.
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