Monday 31 March 2014

At the Palm-wine joint

Ni ile emu:

Drinker 1: Eyin ore, o dabi wipe Olayiwola ni yio wole ninu eto ibo to nbo yi o...a be ri bi okiki re se gba gbogbo ilu kan ni?

Drinker 2: Emi o faramo Olayiwola o. Sebi e mo wipe Omo olowo ni Olayiwola, ko de mo ede ti mekunu nso. Iya le fe fi je ara ilu bi e ba fi omo ola ti ko ji'ya ri s'ipo ase.

Drinker 3: Adisa le mi ti e dibo fun. E sa mo wipe a jo lo sile iwe ni....

Drinker 2: (cuts in) Ewu gidi ni bi e ba dibo fun Adisa!
...Adisa omo oju or'ola ri ti nja'po s'aya... Se lo ma ba ipo ola je.

Drinker 1: Ogbeni, oro re su mi o. Gbogbo won lo n bu enu ate lu. O ni omo olowo o da, won tun mu omo talaka o tun fariga.....ta wa lo to si?

Drinker 2: Ariyo ilufemiloye ni eniti ipo naa to si ti gbogbo ara ilu naa si mo. Bi e ba fi omo olowo s'ipo ase, iya yio je mekunu beeni bi e fi ipo ola to omo talaka le'nu wo yio baraje.

Drinker 3:  Ilu o fe Ariyo o jare! Bi be ko ni, kilode ti ko wole lati igbati o ti ndupo naa?

Drinker 1: Ohun ti emi gbo ni wipe awon enia so wipe o lahun.

Drinker 2: Olooto, olopolo pipe, onirele, ati eniti o ni iberu Olorun ni Ariyo.
Ariyo ko lahun. Awon oloye lo ya onijekuje ati ika. Se e de mo wipe eniti ko ba ti k'owo fun awon oloye ko le ri ona lo.
Ariyo kii gba beeni kii funni ni abetele....eyi ni isoro to ga ju lo ti Ariyo ni.

Drinker 1: Iru eni to niru iwa daadaa bayi la nwa n'ipo ninu ilu sugbon o s'eni laanu wipe iru won ni kii de'be.
Kii la wa le se si oro yi bayi, se ba o se ma wo niyi?
Oro ilu wa yi ma to'ju su ni o.

Friday 28 March 2014

State of the nation

As everything be now, nobody com serious again not even the coat of arms.

See the eagle dey fly kite
One horse dey make call
The other one dey play candy crush

Who will rebuild the ruins of the wall of Nigeria?

Enough is enough

Awon yoruba bo won ni iran meta o gbodo tosi.
I say 20 generations can suffer if nobody rises up along the line to put things right.

Fun idi eyi, emi ti fa ara mi kale gege bi olukoya fun iran mi. I don't want the generation coming to suffer like their forefathers therefore, i am doing all i can both spiritual and physical to put things right. 

Iwo nko?
Are there errors you have come across in your family root that you think must be corrected?
Are there negative trends you have noticed that you think must not be allowed to continue?
So what are you doing about it?

If the foundation be destroyed what can the righteous do? The only thing the righteous can do is to lay another foundation.

Don't get the laying of new foundation confused with 'buying a new plot of land'. It means spiritually addressing issues that the past generations failed to deal with which eventually destroyed them. 

These forces are powerful and wicked so you need the might of God to face and conquer them. By polluting the foundations, they are able to wreck several destinies.
If you are not ready to battle them, iwo naa o le ri ona lo, you and the generation after you will be added to the statistics.

Why do you think you are not getting the desired results from your labour and daily toil? Why are things so difficult for you to achieve? Why do you fail just at the edge of breakthrough? Because nothing you build on a faulty or polluted foundation can come out good or last long.

Many don't have this rhema and are just chasing after the wind. 

Amukun eru e wo; oke la nwo, a o wo isale. 

Satan: Para-mode

Koradini: My lord, the church down the street have started praying again that you should die. Infact they are screaming so loudly. Permission to attack my lord....

Satan: wait....what is my offence again this time? Why are these people always looking for my trouble?

Koradini: my lord, the man leading the prayer was telling his people that you are the one inciting the youths to start a revolution which could lead to bloodshed.

Satan visibly angry: S T O P! Nooooo......
Me?
Incite youths?
Which youths?
Coward youths?
Imbecile youths?
Do you even think any revolution can happen in this land?
Who are those to lead?

Coughing...

...do i have to incite anybody? Can't they see the need for it themselves?

Am i hungry?

Koradini: No sir

Satan: Am i jobless?

Koradini: No my lord

Satan: Am i homeless

Koradini: not at all sir....

Satan: So what exactly is my concern with revolution or no revolution?
Is it my money their leaders are squandering?

Koradini: No my lord...

Satan: Koradini stop saying No, no, no and do something. My reputation is at stake.
By the way what happened to Chief Layipo, their neighbour, i thought we have possessed him to always prevent them from these useless prayers? Can't he do something?

Koradini: He's not around my lord. He's gone to the confab where the future of the land is to be discussed.

Satan laughing hysterically: eh he eh he...
confab! At what age?
Which future is he discussing? The future he won't be part of?
All of his children are abroad so whose interest is he there for?
Do people like him even know what it means to suffer?
The people who owns the future and should be there are roaming about aimlessly unconcerened about their future....and they are praying for me to die because they think i am inciting these kind of unserious people?

Look, koradini, don't worry yourself. You don't have to do anything because that prayer is false so their request cannot be granted.
Leave them to waste their time....they'll take the collection from them and send them home tired as usual.

Im thirsty....

ESO PELE (CAUTION)

I have just released a new song titled Eso Pele (Caution). This song contains vital messages needed at this season.
It preaches on the only way by which we can survive in this world.....

"To succeed in this cruel world;
Make caution your bossom friend
Choose your friends with caution
Plan your future with caution
Frame your life with caution"

"Egungun to ba pidan niwon lo n pidan pe" (It is only the masqurade who sumersaults moderately that lasts longer).

Listen here: 
Youtube- http://youtu.be/2JeXeGXhYFY

Soundcloud- http://soundcloud.com/kobomoje/eso-pele

People perish for lack of understanding

I don't pay my tithe because of Malachi 3 or because of fear of heaven or hell.
I pay my tithe because i know my local church has needs to be met. Utilities to be paid, salaries of workers, maintenace of church building or rent as applicable etc. And if you are looking for my tithe record, sorry you can't find one.

I am happy to do more in a setting where there is judicious disbursement of the funds and transparency.

I am not moved by fire and brimstone coming out of the tongue of the pastor. I give as i am led. Infact, the way i was brought up is to look for what needs to be fixed in the church and do it before the pastor even comes out to publicly announce it. For example, if you see the choir need a new drumkit, you can sort it out if you are blessed to do it. No show-off, no noise, but as discreet as possible.

I willingly throw myself to the service in the vineyard without neccessarily filling any membership forms....and i don't see any service within the church as too low for me. From cleaning the toilet to cutting the grass....i'm just sold like that.
I don't care whether any human being is taking any record or not. I am not cut out for eye service.

Giving to men of God is also a good thing especially those of them who are committed to the work of the vineyard fulltime. Whatever you must give should also be freewill in appreciation of how they have made a positive impact in your spiritual growth. NOTHING SHOULD BE DONE OUT OF COMPULSION...and you don't need to run yourself bankrupt to satisfy anybody.

There is a reward for every good deed we do especially when done with the right kind of heart. That's just the basic principle of life.

Life will be easier if we do things with understanding.

Shikena.

Yeye dey smell

Una wan reap wear una no sow

The same Akin VòGg that was in Nigeria few years back is still the same one trying to realise his dreams now in another man's country.
The only thing that changed is the condusive environment which my adopted country offered me to thrive.

Firstly, i was able to THINK rightly. Then i later discovered so many things about myself. I discovered that i have value. I dicovered i can be whatever i want to be. I discoverd i am different from animals. I discovered i have basic rights which must be protected.
These were the same things i asked from my own country. I never asked for too much.
- Give me an education system that will bring out the best in me not recycled lecture notes, and i don't want to study a 4-year course for an indifinite period.
- Fix the basic amenities and let me truely know the difference between the living conditions of  animals and human beings.
- Place merit above 'all other factors'. I should not waste away because i don't have connections at the top.
- Discover and develop raw talents not raise mediocres.

This Chiwetelu do not know you. He's not part of you. You did not raise him.

Don't wait to claim glory where you do not deserve one.
Give hope to the many young Chiwetelus in our country. Destinies are wasting away!!!

The glory days are long gone

I watched a video clip on instagram few weeks ago of a 6yr - old boy (from my guess) singing dbanj's song "eyin boys e gba oju e" while making that slap action according to the song.

Scrolling down the page that same day, i saw dbanj posted photos of himself at Abuja in the company of Dangote...and another one with Obasanjo....and another one at a farmer's conference somewhere in Africa.

Now....i shut down my instagram and tried to put the 2 scenarios together.

This guy is a brand ambassador to many outfits so ideally he's an influence. But what sort of influence is he?

On the other hand, he's not going about slapping people as he sang in his song, but he's mixing with the well-to-do in the society and trying to do something good with his own life. SO WHY IS HE MISLEADING THE PEOPLE HE HAS INFLUENCES OVER?
Why can't he use his influence to change the way an average Nigeria youth thinks?

If he's not singing crap songs, he's busy flaunting blazers made with dollars and his $1m shoe to his teaming followers. These folks in turn will kill to be able to own a pair of his shoe.

So you wonder why the present generation has ended up a waste by the look of things. You wonder why there seems to be no proper youth fit to step forward to lead the nation. You wonder why politicians are being recycled. You wonder if there is any hope for this generation.

"When you see someone who has failed, you are seeing someone who has been failed."
As much as there is a personal responsibility for being a failure, there are equally corporate ones.
Telling someone how to dress (not to sag their pants) does not change their thinking. Afterall Davido and whizkid sag and they are rich. They wine and dine with governors and the likes. They are ambassadors to global brands.
This present day youth has IDENTITY CRISIS. They have only gravitated towards the only force that pulled them- music/entertainment. This is a generation that believes Nikky Minaj is more influential that Martin Luther King in the history of black revolution. We are talking of a generation who can quote all the lyrics from dbanj's album but don't even know how many countries make up the continent of Africa.

What has the dbanjs, donjazzys, whizkids, tufaces, davidos, psquares done other than get rich? They sing about sex and flaunt wealth, polluting the minds of the youth. Their videos debase womanhood and erodes moral values. Sadly, these are the people deemed worthy to be brand ambassadors to big corporate outfits.
What has the corporate organisations done to add value to the lives of Nigerian youths in terms of scholarships, entreprenueral grants, literature/science workshops? Have you seen or heard any? Rather all they do is organise music concerts, comedy shows, and other promos which are not productive but only pushes their brand. What signal are they sending out when they sign these morally bankrupt artists on huge contracts as brand ambassadors?

Finally what has the government (ruling elites) done to ensure the educational system produces future leaders? None. So who is better qualified than them(old cargos) and their sons and daughters? They do not want their class infilterated by people from the lower class hence everything is done to widen the gap and ensure the lower class is totally discredited and no match to them.

The youths now are only left with one goal "get rich by any means or die wretched". All they are doing now is to pursue that "unreal lifestyle" as seen in the videos of these "empty barrels" even though these artists themselves don't enjoy such luxury in reality.
These youths know crystal clear that neither education nor a white collar job can get them 'there' (as it is evident from the lives of their parents and uncles) some who died on the queue waiting to collect their pensions. So they turn to crime, fraud, prostitution, drug trafficking, kidnapping. These are the only professional languages understood by this present day youths as a result of what they have been exposed to and can identify with.

The glory days are long gone.

Thursday 27 March 2014

Check the soil

Check the soil before you sow your seed
Gbogbo enia ko laa f'inu han
Ba'nu so ma b'enia so
Aye o f'eni foro a f'ori eni.

Check the soil before you sow your seed
Gbogbo oro ko laa b'awon da si
Yara lati gbo, lora lati f'esi
Abani wa oran ba o ri da l'omo adamo.

Check the soil before you sow your seed
Gbogbo ode ko laa lo
Sora ile gbigbe naa nyo ni subu
Mo'ja-mo'sa la fi nmo akinkanju

Check the soil before you sow your seed
Gbogbo eda ko laa ran o si lati se lore
Ma ru eru eleru ko fa tire dani
S'ore ni won

Check the soil before you sow your seed
Gbogbo òwò ko laa dawo le
Ma gba ona olona, ibi ori dani si laa gbe