Sharp Daddy

Wife: Darling, what plans do you have for us this year o as regards the holiday? You remember how you got so angry last year when i told you the kids would like to go to Disneyland, and you said Redemption camp is better for them. Which camp are you taking us this year, Deeper or MfM?

Sharp Daddy: I have been planning big time for this year because the kids have behaved themselves well in their academics and all round, so i think everyone deserves a treat, including you; you have been a good wife.

Wife (blushing and smilling sheepishly and repeatedly blinking her eyes): Aww...thank you! O se oko mi. The kids will be so excited. So what are the plans? Tell me....

Sharp Daddy: I am just waiting for the Greece issue to be resolved, and thank God they are nearing a solution now. Once that is done, we are flying to Greece, they have beautiful holiday resorts for families. Ama gbadun ara wa.

Wife (looking irritated): Greece? And what happens if they are not able to resolve the crisis till the kids' holidays are over?

Sharp Daddy: Then we'll go another time. You are talking as if Greece will move away from earth. There'll always be another time.

Wife: Ohhh no! The kids will be very disappointed!

Sharp Daddy: Well, let them be! Are they the ones to be controlling me in this house or me control them? Look, woman take your time ko ma ni mi lara o!

Wife: Ok. Why don't we go somewhereelse? I saw a very good offer for a family of 4 for 7 nights in Dubai for £8,000...and that's including a 4-star hotel accomodation and flights ticket. I think it's a very good offer.....

Sharp Daddy: 8-kini? £8,000 to go to a desert? By the way if you are ready to die you can go alone and don't take my kids with you. I am not ready to die.

Wife: Death? How?

Sharp Daddy: You are asking how? How far is Tunisia to Dubai? Did you hear what happened there recently? By the way, should dying even cost £8,000? B'iku se cheap to bayi, must we pay to die again?
Iwo obinrin lo so ara re o! Ma gbabode ti mi o! If care is not taken, i'll ban holiday-talks in this house indefinitely to ba je wipe every year le ma ma ni mi lara o!