(Satan watching the Workers' rally on May 1)
The presi while delivering his speech condemned the World Bank's report which ranked Nigeria among the five poorest countries in the world as false.
Presi: ...Nigeria is not a poor country. Nigerians are the most travelled people in the world. There is no country in the world you go that you will not see Nigerians there.
During my recent state visit to Kenya, i participated in a programme organized for Nigerian and Kenyan businessmen to interact. The number of private jets that landed in Nairobi owned by Nigerians that day was a subject of discussion in the Kenyan media for over a week.
If you talk about ownership of private jets, Nigeria will be among the first 10 countries in the world. Yet, they are saying that Nigeria is among the five poorest countries.
There are some Nigerians who need help and they are given a certain amount of money and they would not even regard it important to say thank you.
If the same Nigerian were to travel to other countries and give such an amount to others, they would celebrate him forever...
After the speech satan started clapping...
(Mirudin speaking softly)
Mirudin: My lord sir can i ask a question?
Satan: Yes what is that?
Mirudin: What is the meaning of that 'Ph.D' they always write at the end of his name?
Satan: It means Portharcourt Degree.
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