Desperation

Desperation and foolishness are siblings.
Desperation strips you of your common sense.
Desperation kills your dignity.
Desperation makes you loose touch with reality.
Desperation turns you into a shameless and gullible individual.
Desperation leaves you defenceless and weak.
Desperation makes you an easy target for manipulators.
Desperation is a KILLER.

Desperation gives you a false self-worth.
It makes you forcefully attach yourself to people who don't like you.
Desperation might give you a fast rise to the top, but you won't last long there before you come crashing down.
Desperation is simply you saying "DAMN THE CONSEQUENCE. I DON'T CARE!"

Only when it's convenient

When you win medal, you be dem own
When you commit murder, dem go disown.

Immigrant wey dey parliament na dem own.
Immigrant wey dey prison dem disowm.

When you fly dem flag, dem name rules
When you rock dem boat, dem trace your roots.

Gbogbo omo kó l'omo.

The Family Unit

Children raised by the system will later come back to hurt the system. Omo inú oká ni n s'ekú p'oká.

I am not talking about religion now because religion was created by man for selfish reasons and to advance his evil intentions. God is not religion. He does not need anyone to fight on His behalf.
Olorun to ija ara Re gbe. Ko ran anybody n'ise.

I am talking about dysfunctional homes created by the system.
One of the easiest things to do in UK is for a woman to kick out the man from the house if he dares try to raise the home the proper way it should.
O easy baje. Simply pick up the phone, call the police and tell them you and your kids have been domestically abused and you want the culprit out of the house NEVER to return again. Lobatan! Won ma so nu bi oko ni... Most women in UK are known for doing this especially within the black community. The usual slang is 'I have chucked him out'. 'Mo ti so s'ita bi akisa'

The next step is to contact the government to inform them that you are now a single parent and your family is now their responsibilty. The government is happy that suddenly women are beginning to know and execise their rights. KICKING MEN OUT OF THE HOME.
Domestic violence is on the decline while the population of worthless children is on the rise.

A society that feels women are capable of raising boys to become real men will pay dearly for creating such a system.
A home without a father-figure is like a city without a king. I am not underestimating the roles of women in the home, i am only saying that they cannot play the role of a father in the lives of their children. O ma yo sile o!
The kind of children you 'll raise are the types that'll butcher a fellow human being in broad day light. Prostitutes, drug dealers, gangsters and those who get pregnant at 14. (There are exceptions in this assertion but the statistic is insignificant).

There are even some homes where the fathers have lost their authourity for fear of being kicked out. Awon baba yen ti di siddon-look. Baba go rake for pikin,mama go tell am to keep quiet. Ikoro ni e ngbin o nitori omo ti a o ba pawopo bawi ko le nilari. Itiju lo ma ko ba ebi ati ara lojo iwaju.

The devil is attacking families just because he knows that is the easiest way to capture the world. The family is the root, the source, the core. Pollute the source and everythingelse is polluted.

The family is an institution established by God. It is not to be messed about with.
God gave the man and the woman different attributes which they must both combine to raise a family that will fulfil His purpose.

His purpose is that man will live together in peace.
His purpose is that man will show love to one another.
His purpose is that we will glorify Him with our lives.

When man plans, God laughs

Riro ni t'enia, sise ni t'Oluwa- series 1.

Awon boys wan die for gym dey carry iron.
Babes dem don buy orisirisi bum shorts ati awon push up somethings.

Erm...but ontop all the wahala, weather no gree change o. Olorun ma je ke se lasan o.

When man plans, God laughs.

Never let dem get you

Dem know say u never marry o, won a ma so fun e wipe "e ma ba mi ki oko yin "

Dem know say you no get car o, won a ma bi e leere wipe "Uncle, nibo le park si?"

Dem know say you are unemployed o, won a ma so fun e wipe "aww...mo de fe wa sodo yin lana o, but mo ro wipe e ti ma lo sibi ise ni"

Dem know say you na only 1 cloth you get o, won a ma so fun e wipe "e lo wo shirt yin keji to fine yen"

They ask you, they ask me
They spite you, they spite me

Why do people do this?
Why bad mind dem reproach you and me?

Some just love to see others sad
To make them feel superior, better, smarter
To make you and me feel worthless

When you feel sad and worthless, dem get you
When you react angrily, dem get you
Dem will go to one corner and laugh

Don't give them that chance
When dem repraoch you, smile and give the answer dem expect to hear

Be full of life, be confident
Banish doubts, and sadness
Don't act under pressure, no need to go out of your way to prove a point- you do not owe dem any

Don't allow dem pressure to get into you
Didun ni osan si ma so
Adie ti o ku si ma je agbado
Ireti si wa fun igi ti a be lori

Aronipin e ma ku'ya.
Se iwo lo da won ni?
Kilode to wa nsoro bi Eledumare?
Oni lo ri o, ko s'eda to m'ola
If this kain game is your hobby- aye buruku lo ngbe o
Ojo ibaje ti e naa de mbo.

Consider this carefully

You were advised to live like there would not be a tomorrow, but the way you are living is actually not to see tomorrow.

Iyato wa ninu mejeeji eyin omo iya mi.

Season 19

My player for the season is Koscielny. I aint saying this cos he won us the 4th place, but he has been outstanding in the heart of the defence all through the season. He gave his best anytime he was given the nod to play. His performance actually displaced our captain and patched up our leaky defence with good understanding play with big MERT. I chose him 'cos of his consistency and desire.
Coming close to him is Santi Carzola. This little man is simply a joy to watch. I won't fail to mention the vintage Rosicky. Even though he has not been lucky with injuries, none of his performances since he returned can be faulted. To the rest of the team, i say 'welldone lads, but you can do better'.

Arsenal is not a club for the faint-hearted or if you are suffering from poor health. Nevertheless, i am proud to be a gunner. I am glad to see the end of my 19th season with the club.
I don't have anything to say to the manager other than, learn from this season and SORT IT. That's all.

Fellow gunners, be strong. We are closer.

COYG!

Life na levels o

Man-city makes cash payment for players.
Chelsea sort theirs by bank transfer.
Man-utd pays by cheaque.
Arsenal make withdrawals from the ATM.

#Olorun o pin dogba.

Don't build fear around yourself. Build respect.

Don't build fear around yourself. Build respect.

When people fear you, they can't tell you the truth. Aye e de n baje lo niyen nitori bi won ba ri iku to ma pa e bayi, won o ni le so fun e.

Respect gives people the freedom to talk to you about anything while they remain curteous in their approach.

Ganran-ganran to nse kiri kan ma so e di nuisance ni. Yes sir! Yes sir! ti won nse fun e no mean say dem respect you o. Won ti gbe aso èté re fun tailor won, o n ran lowo.

SOS from Russia

(A call from russia)

Koradini: My lord you have a call from Russia sir.

Satan: Russia? Who is it? Take the message i'm eating.

(15 mins later)

Satan: Koradini! Who was the caller from Russia?

Koradini: My lord, it was the leader of the Association of Nigerian students in Russia. They need your assistance sir.

Satan: Nigerian students in russia? On what? If they want to invite me for any of the programmes, i hope you have told them i can't come because that place is too cold?

Koradini: My lord it's not about that sir. He said the students which the government sent to Russia on scholarship are suffering because their allowances has not been paid for the past 6 months. They have been surviving by begging from fellow students from Ghana and Zimbabwe for money and accomodation.

Satan: (cutting in) So what do they need me for? To come and pay what their government owes them?

Koradini: No my lord. He said they have prayed to the Great One to help deal with those officials involved but He's too merciful and not taking quick action so they have come to you to please handle the matter for them. They want you to show these people making life difficult for them the brutal side of you.

Satan: (shaking his feet) hmmm....that one will be tough o. They want me to face these evil people? O ma le die.

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ATM

(Mirudin rushes in)

Satan: Were ni e ni? Why did you burst into the house like that?

Mirudin: My lord...sorry sir! (Bowing down) sorry sir. But i came in to inform you that a mob attacked us sir. I only managed to escape but Koradini is not that lucky sir. He is under intense attack sir.....

Satan:What?!! People attacked you? why? where? who are they?

Mirudin: We were attacked at the market sir. The woman we wanted to buy stuffs from raised an alarm that we gave her fake notes.

Satan: (Slapped Mirudin) You must be stewpid! How many times have i warned you people not to practise such manipulation? how many times?

Mirudin: My lord sir...we did not! we did not...sir!

Satan: So where did you get the fake notes? how did you come about it?

Mirudin: erm.....from the ATM my lord.....

Satan: ATM?! A-T-M? A-T.........ERM..........this country is finished. SO ATM now dispenses fake notes?
Ok get the boys to go and rescue Koradini then i'll think of what next to do. I MUST RELOCATE....ENOUGH!!!!

Calm down and give it a second thot

Mud is easier to wash off when it dries.

Step away from that confusing situation you are in right now and give yourself a bit of time to clear your head before you make a decision.

Wipe your tears and dry your eyes so you can see properly.

Don't make that critical decision in the heat of the moment.