(A British-born Nigerian just enter Lagos)
One afternoon his Range Rover Vogue was hit.....
Driver: Oga oloriburuku yi ti gba wa sha...
Britiko: (Blowing accent) You mean we have just been hit by that driver? What the heck!
(Driver comes down on the spot...pulls shirt to fight)
Britiko: (Blowing accent) Hey c'mon....c'mon....sombory stop them.
Hey stop.....nooooo...o ma gosh!
(After the fight is broken up)
Driver: Oga you for leave me ki nba aye je. Olosi....apa.....oloriburuku.....
Britiko: (Blowing accent) You don't have to fight! I mean what's all that about?
You could have just asked for his insurance and call the police. I mean....am sure everything will be fine....is this a jungle or something?
Driver: Insure-what? Ko si insurance kankan oga. Ordinary paper la nlo nilu yi. Kini....the paper is just to have somtin to show the fe-ai-o (VIO) ati road safety...ati awon oloriburuku alaso dudu tibi when they stop you. Na people like you dey buy original insurance o. Enia melo lo jeun kanu to ma sanwo insurance bi N5000 losu?
Oga na we go go repair this car o....na why i wan destroy the guy's life be dat. Na ordinary paper we dey buy for this country o....e no cover anythng.
Britiko: (Accent changing) you mean he doesn't have an insurance?! O my gossssh....and he's driving without insurance and endangering the lives of other motorists?
(Offending driver prostrating to beg)
Oga abeg..... I take God beg you.....
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