The spies

I saw GEJ and the gangs touring Jerusalem like the spies sent by Moses into Cannan.

Later on i heard them talking in hush tones on how to take over the land and relocate all of us there.

The Aviation minister could however not guarantee the safe transporting of all the citizens by air which threw everyone into confusion. The CAN boss however calmed everyone down by suggesting he can provide an alternative route- The desert. In his words " Everybody go waka". Sensing the confusion written on GEJ's face, he popped out his swagga rod and said "this will lead us, trust me oga".
GEJ gave him a big hug and immediately issued an order for armoured chariots to be purchased for the use of the presidency, National Assembly, and PDP for the trip.

"What of the rest of the people sir?" Minister for transport queried.

"The country is broke, we cannot provide everyone with chariots" GEJ answered.
He continued "let them sacrifice. This is not a period for anyone to be comfortable....don't forget we still need money to settle these sturbbon lecturers when we get to the promised land. Infact if i have my way, i won't let them make the trip but i won't do that".

As i made a run out of excitement to start packing my luggage, i hit my leg on the bed's wooden frame.

So na dream?! Omg.....mschew....na dream i dey dream sha!