The spies

I saw GEJ and the gangs touring Jerusalem like the spies sent by Moses into Cannan.

Later on i heard them talking in hush tones on how to take over the land and relocate all of us there.

The Aviation minister could however not guarantee the safe transporting of all the citizens by air which threw everyone into confusion. The CAN boss however calmed everyone down by suggesting he can provide an alternative route- The desert. In his words " Everybody go waka". Sensing the confusion written on GEJ's face, he popped out his swagga rod and said "this will lead us, trust me oga".
GEJ gave him a big hug and immediately issued an order for armoured chariots to be purchased for the use of the presidency, National Assembly, and PDP for the trip.

"What of the rest of the people sir?" Minister for transport queried.

"The country is broke, we cannot provide everyone with chariots" GEJ answered.
He continued "let them sacrifice. This is not a period for anyone to be comfortable....don't forget we still need money to settle these sturbbon lecturers when we get to the promised land. Infact if i have my way, i won't let them make the trip but i won't do that".

As i made a run out of excitement to start packing my luggage, i hit my leg on the bed's wooden frame.

So na dream?! Omg.....mschew....na dream i dey dream sha!

Eyebrowing

When you see some ladies, you go think say dem dey vex but na just their eyebrows dey give wrong signal. Dem don shape am so tey the thing don turn to their faces to a frown.

Some of una jus dey disturb God with prayers say make im send you life partners. All the ones wey im don send nko....no be strong face dem see wey dem run comot? They always say "haha that lady is never smiling" dem no know say her soul dey smile but na face refuse to.

If you belong to this tribe of Idiagbon, simply go and correct those sadistic eyebrows.


Allow God to rest o. Im don hear ur prayers.

Matters

1st matter-

Don't be decieved, what these 9ja musicians play at their shows is not LIVE music. All they do is play back their songs via the DJ's bigger speakers and lip-sync.
I think there are several reasons why most of them cannot do live shows:

- They know nothing about music.
- They cannot sing as most of their recordings are auto-tuned.
- They are lazy. Cannot devote time to rehersals.
- The lyrics to their songs are unintelligent.

I don't see why i would pay just to have a song i have heard many times played back to me in a hall.
Well, monkey no fine but im mama like am. I think their fans enjoy the entertainment bit, where these dudes jump about on the stage screaming while under the influence of whatever thing they have smoked. Some even go near the fans and offer them the pleasure of rubbing their privates. The fans also enjoy the pulling of scantly dressed girls up the stage and oral sex performed on them in the full glare of everyone. Photographers are strategically positioned just below the stage taking pictures of the private parts of these shameless girls. Satanic bloggers then take over from there splashing these pictures all over their sites with captions such as 'Girl went naked at Olamide's show in Birmigham'. I personally think it's disrespectful to treat your fans this way.

It's rather unfortunate that these 'DJ, track3' dudes are the ones getting all the raves and raking in the cash. Music in Nigeria has gone to the dogs.

I'll rather attend Saheed Osupa or Musiliu Ishola's show, atleast they play LIVE music with their band with some intelligent-laced lyrics.

2nd matter-

I think female musicians in Nigeria like Tiwa are still waiting for GEJ to mention it in his broadcast the need for them to dress properly while going on the stage.
Why wear a lace pant under a short skirt when you'll be performing on an elevated stage and photographers are below shooting your toto! What do you call that?  Is this a deliberate act or an over-sight?

It is part of the art for an artist to look comfortable and elegant while on the stage. Se won o ko yin niyen ni? Ewo ni ki e ma wo aso to tight bi condom with one hand on the mic and the other for pulling down the dress each time you move and it becomes revealing. 

Osi radarada. Una just get voice but no brain.

Seek help or die forming

Some pple dey dere dey envy you say you dey London. Dem no know say na ontop heater for room you dey dry your clothes.
No backyard, no balcony, no sun.
If to say dem know how many functions dat ur single room dey serve and how much u dey pay, dem go begin pray for you instead of envy.

But sometimes no be dem fault o. na you sef dey do yoursef o becos you dey give false impression.
When you go tell dem the kain job u dey do?
When you go tell dem say na your neighbour get dat car wey u dey take snap all the time?
When you go tell dem say sometimes you no dey comot tag from clothes you buy becos u go return am back to d shop after u don use am show finish to either get a refund or exchange?
You no get PS yet u dey follow dem update status when GTA V was released just to feel among. So why you come dey vex when ur bro say make you send ipad3.5 to am? Why you dey vex when your paddy ask you for note 3, abi no be you dey mislead dem?

Eniti ko ti jeun to fi toothpick s'enu? Is that faith or foolery?
Na you dey give wrong signal to your helper.
Dem go ask you why you no go work, instead make you confess say you no get work make dem help you go dey say you be self-employed now....say you now deal in cargo and shipping. Haa...aye e de nbaje lo pelu iro ati fake packaging.
Iwe awon agba ori 16 ese keji wipe : "j'ewo obun ki won le d'aso ro o." Verse 5 tun so wipe "enikan kii f'owo to ndun pamo s'abe aso." if you read further to verse 22 o tun emphasise e wipe "oku kii farapamo fun eniti o ma we ohun"

O ku si e lowo. But imoran mi fun e ni wipe LIVE A TRANSPARENT LIFE.

Instagram Billionaires

Instagram billionaires-
Drive fast cars
Sleep in mansions
Roll with celebrities
Blinged up to the teeth
Breakfast in Las Vegas, lunch in Abhu dhabi
Shut down shops from Milan down to Tokyo
Talk about money like they run thier own economy.

False evidences appearing real-
Scavengers in reality
Ride on london buses
Live in council estates
No wardrobe- it's wash & wear
Their earning's like a menstrual cycle
Instagram billionaires- photoshop lifestyle.