(Satan listening to news re-cap)
Newscaster: The Senate President, David Mark, on Thursday in Abuja appealed to senators to fast for the Super Eagles, if it would ensure their victory over the Elephants of Cote d’Ivoire.
Satan (Angry): All these people and fasting! They do only 5% of what's required and pray for 95% divine help. This is what happens when a nation becomes too over-religious, they loose their common sense and misplace their priorities. Can you imagine a whole Senate of a country engaging in such frivolity?!
When did they declare a fast for peace to reign? When did they declare a fast for developmental progress? When did they break a sweat to fight corruption, treasury looters, kidnappers, yahoo yahoo, and armed robbers?
(Getting up and screaming) WHEN WILL THEY DECLARE A BLOODY FAST TO HAVE CONSTANT SUPPLY OF POWER? WWWWWHHHHHHEEEENNNNNN?!
(Koradini heard the scream and rushed in)
Koradini: Hope all is well my lord....hope all is well?
(Satan not noticing him continued)
Satan: Evil people fasting! Nobody even knows how much billions it'll require for them to buy food and drinks to break this fast. Me don't even know! i don't even know how i lost the control of this country sef? HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?????
Newscaster: The Senate President, David Mark, on Thursday in Abuja appealed to senators to fast for the Super Eagles, if it would ensure their victory over the Elephants of Cote d’Ivoire.
Satan (Angry): All these people and fasting! They do only 5% of what's required and pray for 95% divine help. This is what happens when a nation becomes too over-religious, they loose their common sense and misplace their priorities. Can you imagine a whole Senate of a country engaging in such frivolity?!
When did they declare a fast for peace to reign? When did they declare a fast for developmental progress? When did they break a sweat to fight corruption, treasury looters, kidnappers, yahoo yahoo, and armed robbers?
(Getting up and screaming) WHEN WILL THEY DECLARE A BLOODY FAST TO HAVE CONSTANT SUPPLY OF POWER? WWWWWHHHHHHEEEENNNNNN?!
(Koradini heard the scream and rushed in)
Koradini: Hope all is well my lord....hope all is well?
(Satan not noticing him continued)
Satan: Evil people fasting! Nobody even knows how much billions it'll require for them to buy food and drinks to break this fast. Me don't even know! i don't even know how i lost the control of this country sef? HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?????
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