Phonetics Made Easy

Are you a Nigerian?
Fed up of your local accent?
Preparing to travel home for Xmas and want to speak like a Britico when you get there?

I have good news for you. Learn to speak phonetics in 3 simple steps:

1. Insert 'R' in the middle or at the end of every word. The exception is when 'T' ends a word; Don't pronounce the ' T'. Make it silent.

2. Pretend you have saliva in your mouth while trying to speak.

3. Lift your chin, tilt your head to the side of your choice (preferably to the left), breath only at the beginning of a sentence and use that same breath to complete all you have to say.

E.g:

I went to Yaba to eat.

Will be:

I wernt tor Yarbar tor ea

You gerrit?

Now Practice.....practice......practice.

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